The February winner is Traci K. from Kentucky. Here’s her story:

A girlfriend and I had just spent a very long day cooking and freezing and were cleaning up and finishing our last dish. We were making breakfast biscuits. I was doing the final dishes, she was assembling the biscuits. She took the sausage patties out of the microwave and put them on the chair (this was the only available space left in the kitchen) In turn Guess what I did when I was finally finished with the dishes? Yes, I sat on the sausage. She of course said nothing and in a few seconds, I felt it. We were so tired by this time we could not stop laughing. It was great.