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Kitchen closed -
this chick has had it!
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Martha Stewart
doesn't live here!!
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I'm creative; you
can't expect me to be neat too!
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So this isn't Home
Sweet Home... Adjust!
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Ring Bell for Maid
Service ... If no answer do it yourself!
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I clean house every
other day ... Today is the other day!
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If you write in the
dust, please don't date it!
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I would cook dinner
but I can't find the can opener!
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My house was clean
last week, too bad you missed it!
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A clean kitchen is
the sign of a wasted life.
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COOK CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!
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I came, I saw, I
decided to order take out.
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If you don't like my
standards of cooking ... lower your standards.
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You may touch the
dust in this house ... but please don't write in it!
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Apology ... Although
you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down,
converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days
it's even worse.
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A messy kitchen is a
happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
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If we are what we
eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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A balanced diet is a
cookie in each hand.
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Thou shalt not weigh
more than thy refrigerator.
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Blessed are they who
can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to
be amused.
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A clean house is a
sign of a misspent life.
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Help keep the
kitchen clean - eat out.
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Countless number of
people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
normal lives.
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My next house will
have no kitchen - just vending machines.
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Gardening forever
... Housework, never!
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Dull women have
immaculate houses.
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I'd live life in the
fast lane but I am married to a speed bump.
